Dead or Alive : Paradise

So maybe you heard about this game for the PSP called Dead or Alive: Paradise. In case you haven't here's a run down of the basice premise. Girls with fantastic bodies dress into bathing suits, show their ample and stunning breasts, and let you take a picture of them. Mmmm.

Featuring all the DEAD OR ALIVE lovelies, basking in the tropical sun of ‘New Zack Island’ you will be able to mingle, flirt, play, take snapshots, and challenge the girls in various mini-games found throughout your private island in the best looking PSP game yet. In case you don't believe it, just look at the picture to the right. Yeah, that's the best looking I've seen anything on the PSP.

Since static images are so 1993, you might be wondering what you can do with these ladies. You will be able to indulge in beach volleyball, pool hopping, as well as visiting the revamped casino resort run by the enigmatic ‘Rio’. Who is Rio? Not sure. Let me check on that and get back with you by the end of this entry. With an exhaustive shopping option as well, spend your hard-earned ZACK currency on hundreds of cool items, from clothes to gadgets then keep them for yourself or give them as gifts to your new girlfriends. The more gifts you give, the stronger your bond with them will grow. Protip: This works in real life also.

You can also snap 'candid' photos of the girls. Have them all sitting around, giggling, in their bikini's, and forward all the results to me. Aha! Rio is a recurring character in Tecmo games. She's a top heavy (SURPRISE!) Blackjack dealer here, but has also been host to other gambling locales in other games.